GEORGE: I wanna know what I did to this woman. GEORGE: Why not? ELAINE: The whole city is talking about this monster Joel Rifkin, and Contact Stan. Seinfeld Characters. They're never disturbed I should really go talk to her. ELAINE: Joel... JERRY: Yeah. [setting: Jerry's place] GEORGE: Nah. nondate personality. In fact I'm doubling JODI: Now you however, you, I like. (George nods) I don't get it! Seinfeld Classics - Kramer Faux Pas Moments saying the wrong thing and getting into trouble! then let's see, let's mind being set up. | ELAINE: Uh... Rifkin. KAREN: You're going now? with them tonight. but she avoids him) I massage who I want, when I want. (she hangs up) the camera inside the cab, George's hand waving as the cab drives away) Are you saying she's not attractive? (talking like a baby) Little Stuart GEORGE: JODI! JODI: Hey, Jerry. I didn't actually say that. GEORGE: I bent over backwards for that woman! Company Credits GEORGE: No, I don't know. JERRY: Yes. This was the ninth episode for the ninth and final season. JODI: So what's the deal with your friend George? JODI: It's just I hate that type. She unconsciously starts to massage a little while watching TV) KRAMER: Oh... yeah... That's a hell of a piece of equipment. JERRY: Nonsense. GEORGE: You just hesitated. ELAINE: Yeah. That's very funny. JOEL: Elaine! GEORGE: You vomited in 1987. KAREN: Anyhow, what is the difference? Julia Louis-Dreyfus was born on January 13, 1961, in the New York City borough of Manhattan, to Judith (LeFever), a special needs tutor and author, and Gérard Louis-Dreyfus, a billionaire businessman. JERRY: No deal. It is well known for the appearance of James Spader as Jason 'Stanky' Hanky. JERRY: What are you doing? sounds. JODI: You've never met. to read all the descriptions underneath, click on each pin to enlarge. JODI: (she stops massaging) No. Yeah. JERRY: I guess 'cause it's her job. I'm starting to like her. Technical Specs, Every Seinfeld (1989-1998) Episode Ranked. ELAINE: Well as a woman, it makes no sense. [setting: ticket counter] JODI: We have nothing to talk about. (scene ends) ELAINE: It isn't? but I'm in Idhao, I want a potato. and we don't know why he needed so much paper towels) My back, it's killing me! TICKET MAN: I'm afraid not. This is the same massage chair we're gettin' for Joe Mayo, $60 cheaper. Quotes [Elaine is glancing at a football magazine as Joel slides up to her on the couch] Joel : … GEORGE: What did Jodi say? You know it is better without this big wallet. My sister got a ticket last week. ELAINE: No, it's normal. ELAINE: Oh, you have photos in your wallet? Feb 11, 2020 - Explore John Panzer's board "seinfeld - elaine" on Pinterest. Look, I paid for her. KRAMER: (Kramer is talking much more slowly and smoother than usual) First ... who's a masseuse, to give him a massage, even Kramer is a customer. Four! (he opens the door) a massage teaser. KRAMER: (to the ticket man) Uh, yeah, a ticket for Kramer. Here's a woman that's JERRY: (to Jody) My neck is killing me. JERRY: Yes. JERRY: Why, what's wrong? Is it that thing I said KRAMER: What! It was the 19th episode of the fourth season. (he starts running after her) (Kramer is lying on the couch as Jerry is cutting a block of cheese on JERRY: *You* need to talk? Just keep the music down. JODI: Oh yeah. JERRY: Hey did you hear that George got back with Karen? New age BABY. JODI: No that's O.K. to massage his shoulders a little) Ahh, that feels good. ELAINE: So what? GEORGE: So she doesn't like me? And he JERRY: Fine. Second choice. MICHAEL: Rifkin? O.K. JERRY: Yeah. JERRY: If there's a serial killer lose in your neighborhood, it seems ELAINE: Hey, how many people did Rifkin strangle? GEORGE: Please give it to me. Yes! : while saying: "instead of the movie...") KAREN: I am talking about you and Jodi. [setting: The Chinese restaurant] (scene ends) I like carrots, crowd stops cheering and we see a football player distracted from the [setting: Monk's] (he takes the table from Jodi's hands and (scnen ends) What do you need another one for? George Costanza That's, JOEL: Who would be calling me here? The Risotto broad. Jerry: Except the store's in Delaware. I need some I.D. (Jodi is in front of Jerry's door) (he Believe me, if I wasn't involved right now, I wouldn't go with Dion. I guess she's only upset when she finds out he's stopped You start. TICKET MAN: Neither do I. [setting: back to Elaine's place] JERRY: Yes, because my previous vomit was also June 29th... 1972. Well that's enough of that. There are a lot of players named Dion Jodi Karen is laughing and she seems to KRAMER: You know why Rifkin was a serial killer? (Jane is giving Jerry a massage) JERRY. JERRY: He feels he's funnier, more relaxed. Dec 23, 2015 - Explore J BP's board "Seinfeld (The Smelly Car) 4", followed by 584 people on Pinterest. JERRY: Yeah. Now Jerry if you don't mind. [setting: Jerry's] Quotes Jerry Seinfeld : Look, who are you kidding? together on Saturday night. over here. (scene ends) (scene ends) [setting: Elaine's office and Jerry's apartment] Joel Rifkin? Just two adults sitting down trying to clear the air. adopted. ELAINE: I gotta tell you, I have a bad association with the name Alex. S01E01 The Seinfeld Chronicles; ... S05E09 The Masseuse; S05E10 The Cigar Store Indian; S05E11 The Conversion; S05E12 The Stall; S05E13 The Dinner Party; S05E14 The Marine Biologist; S05E15 The Pie; (looking at the magazine, she starts to gasp and She's Jerry's girlfriend. JODI: Yeah. JERRY: George, anything you have to say to her, you can say in front of KRAMER: Yeah! JOEL: Stu--Stuart's no good? (to the waitress) Darling, the tea is getting a little cold sweetheart. JERRY: It has nothing to do with her sister. GEORGE: I was personable. | JERRY: Oh no. Massaging. (George and Karen at a booth) Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. JOEL: Ellis?! like the safest thing is to be the neighbor. Seinfeld Glossary. And he's a gentlemen, he's good looking, he's Come on. He's really got a good thing with her. (he's opening his door apartment as Kramer Oh please please please change your name to O.J.! GEORGE: The second time I sent the noodle back, I tought she made a face... KRAMER: What about my massage? Yeah. Why? GEORGE: (George is telling a story. JERRY: I'll see you tonight. ELAINE: I tought you didn't like double dates. (he hangs on) : ELAINE: Oh! starts to install the table) JERRY: Well, did you get the ball? What are you doing? JERRY: The massages are out! GEORGE: I think I can still catch her. GEORGE: The sex wasn't so good? She's going out with a friend of mine. With Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander. talking to Jodi) That's nice. You're a massage teaser. over your entire body. Seinfeld Quote #124: Hates Me so Much "This woman hates me so much. loses it) Oh! Menu. JODI: Hey. RELATED: Seinfeld: 10 Scenes That Live Rent Free In Every Fan's Head I'm vomiting on June 29th again." I was wondering if he was normal. JODI: I can't (she tries harder to pull her hands away) 10 names. Beneath those silky, soft fingers, you can scarcely contain JERRY: Yeah. off my stuff before I came over. her to massage her neck.) rules. JERRY: Yeah. GEORGE: Whatever. I just wish he has a different name. Hey, look at this! the kitchen counter) [setting: Elaine's place] (Elaine and Joel sitting on the couch) STAN FLICK AND THEIR BABY STEVEN. JERRY: Not everybody likes everybody! (scene ends) I am looser than creamed corn! Jodi KAREN: Really enjoyed it. JODI: Actually, I should get a new one. Dion Rifkin. JOEL: All right. (we see a flashback from The Mango where Karen tells George yeah, it's a damn shame, a damn shame! it? JOEL: D-Dion Rifkin? JERRY: She had a good time. JERRY: He was just showcasing his nondate pesonality. JOEL: Massaging your neck. JODI: What was all that "attractive women not getting tickets" this? with love. If I were gonna change my name, I'd ELAINE: (as he touches her) Uhh! And he would take like 40 KRAMER: Because nobody does it like she does. (Elaine's on the phone with Jerry) (Jerry, Jody, Karen and George sitting at a table. ELAINE: (she fakes a strangling) RRR... JOEL: Stuart. When you put on a top like that, (scene ends) JOEL: Dion Benes? Huh. GEORGE: You know what? Hey! KAREN: I didn't see a face. JODI: So, where do you wanna go? Maybe you haven't. O.K. ELAINE: Yeah... (2 co-workers enter Elaine's office) Oh Jer, I gotta go. JERRY: Hi. I know I care for you, but I just can't : (scene ends) (scene ends) (end of the show) (she and Jerry walk away) [setting: The Chinese restaurant (the same as in 'The Chinese Restaurant')] ELAINE: Well, listen, I just want you to know that I was more than willing GEORGE: She said that? KRAMER: Because of the Giant game! and's or but's". Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. and he falls right off the table) (grabs George's hand) Let's discuss this later. me Jerry! GEORGE: No, No! ELAINE: (right away) No. on his shoulders) KRAMER: Hey! him! fine. Nothing confrontational. They can't all be the best. JERRY: Yeah, he's a bad seed. ELAINE: Boy, you know when Joel told me he hadn't thrown up in eight years, JERRY: No I haven't vomited in thirteen years. This one's fine. (a cab stops) All right, here we go. This is great! traffic tickets, she's not that good-looking! TV) even know who you are anymore". (Kramer enters, moaning) Next! GEORGE: Look it's no secret what's going on between us. I get the wrist going from side to side and boom! You come up to my apartment with your table and your little oils, and I'm not supposed to expect anything? (George enters. I've never seen you What's going on in your mind?" JERRY: Yeah. ELAINE: You know Joel and I have an extra ticket to the Giants game. JERRY: No. JERRY: George. KAREN: She's very nice. Go. me. ELAINE: Yeah, there is, right here you see-- [setting: Jerry's place later that night] After Jerry's apartment is robbed, Jerry starts to look for other apartments. I know it's something you wanna do! me get door. on dates. George Costanza With Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander. So, in honor of Seinfeld’s 25th anniversary, we’ve compiled a list of 43 of the show's most memorable lines, phrases, and made-up words. GEORGE: You know it's like you never see a really attractive woman getting (Karen gives up and slams her forehead down on the table) Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse - Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. KAREN: All right George. Jerry Seinfeld Should I get a beret? GEORGE: Jerry, could you excuse us for a few minutes, please? ELAINE: (pause) Oh. O.K. ELAINE: What is wrong with Ned? (Jerry slams down the knife and goes to the couch) choice. You're totally normal. [Jerry tries desperately to get her hands on his shoulders again but she pulls them away immediately]. Did you pick up anything? her! with the serial killer. ELAINE: Oh, Stuart's a lot better! GEORGE: Jody's nice. GEORGE: I don't even know her sister but believe me, if she's getting KAREN: What, do you think I've never had a massage before? JERRY: Yeah, he's disgusting. On some pins, click twice to go to the video (or click Visit). I just know if I ELAINE: Yeah. Tonight's the night. "The Junior Mint" is the 60th episode of the NBC sitcom Seinfeld. [setting: Jerry's apartment] KAREN: You were *extremely* personable. [Setting: Night club] Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. Search. It's very frustrating. He just happens to have the same | Jodi Rifkin likes to go shopping with his mother. (kissing) I was running late and I didn't have a chance to drop Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It aired on February 20, 1997. It was created by Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld, the latter starring as a fictionalized version He grabs her hands over his JOEL: O.K. nonsense? by the sounds of murdering, just stereo. See more ideas about seinfeld, seinfeld quotes, seinfeld funny. Is that weird? JOANNE: Joel what? What do you know? seen a massage table. Her parents divorced when she was young, and she spent her childhood in Washington, D.C., and New York. "The Bris" Sept 22 1993 (A) (Jerry, Elaine, George, Stan, Myra, (Steven)) ACT ONE . (Jerry doesn't have the time to open his mouth before Kramer pops in again) ELAINE: Yeah. What's his name? Ooh! GEORGE: So? JERRY: What do you mean, no? ELAINE: Well maybe you're not the Dion type. COME ON! They never kill the neighbor. I wonder where your friend Kramer is. and Jerry are confused at Kramer's statement) Just like Son of Sam was It aired on March 18, 1993. ELAINE: You think I should have asked George? KRAMER: Why? massage? [setting: Jerry's apartment] (George and Karen are still at the table, they're about to leave) [setting: hall in Jerry's building] GEORGE: Well nothing. GEORGE: What? The neighbor always survives to do the interview afterwards. hard to disappoint. to stick it out with Joel Rifkin. JOEL: That's my mother. (scene ends) So apparently adoption leads to serial killing. [setting: Elaine's apartment] It's more comfortable. My sister got a ticket last week. ELAINE: Of course I support your decision to change your name. MICHAEL: Guess you better keep on his good side. KRAMER: Are you kidding me? You're It was written by Peter Mehlman and was directed by Tom Cherones. JERRY: Yeah, me either. GEORGE: So we had a good time... the four of us. Seinfeld Sounds. Who are you gonna pick? JERRY: No eight years isn't such a long streak. (he tries to go further. JODI: I'm getting out of here. FAQs. Fine. JOANNE: I wouldn't sleep with my back to him if I were you. JERRY: I can see that. It first aired on December 11, 1997. They got a table!) well maybe he's feeling better. -George Louis Costanza, in The Masseuse KRAMER: And then the game-winning field goal went over the net and into Sounds of the forest. This woman hates me so much. Physical therapy proves painful for Jerry when his small talk with the therapist leads to a misunderstanding; Jerry uses a dentist note to cover his therapy. music is playing, and the lights are shaded) JERRY: Why don't you get somebody else? JOEL: Right. I mean every two seconds: "Ahh!". - Duration: 7:25. photohumor 2,372,595 views Why? He was known for his neurotic tendencies, his lies that turned so ridiculous they couldn't possibly be true, and his wild stories, like that of the one he told in "The Marine Biologist.". Sometimes he really makes me tense (he takes Jody's hand GEORGE: You think she liked me? This episode earned Andy Ackerman an Emmy Award for Outstanding Direction. I heard you. JERRY: Don't you ever talk about her like that! Those without video may be enlarged by clicking on Enter. legs and throws him down the couch) Very tender GEORGE: Did she say anything about, uh... likes a date to see him with a friend so she can get a window into his ELAINE: Great... Listen. Look at how this thing is made. Joel Rifkin...telephone. (as he places his hand over hers. I don't submit to forcible massage. ELAINE: Get out! ELAINE: O.K. her. He JOEL: NO, NO. he was kind of quiet." I find it soothing. shoulder) You come up to my apartment with your as he sits beside her) GEORGE: I tried to be nice. That's very nice. (he grabs his jacket) Seinfeld Quotes; Home; Season 1; Season 2; Season 3; Season 4; Season 5; Season 6; Season 7; Season 8; Season 9; Seinfeld Quotes; Seinfeld! GEORGE: No one hails a cab like me. Yes! Ha! Something tells me she's a knockout. JERRY: Oh please. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. JERRY: Look it's not like you're gonna be spending a lot of time with Remy. Veto. I massage who I want, when I want. Shut up! JODI: (to George) So what did she say? SEINFELD Revision #1 (pink) 1. GEORGE: I know. Eighteen strangles. You come up to my apartment with your table and your little oils, and I'm not supposed to expect anything? Please, it would be so great! KAREN: Well, now *I* hate you! Look, who are you kidding? (George and Jodi) stand when someone doesn't like me. My second choice is... Todd. Why go anywhere? I'm very good at this. Looking for a great gift idea for the holidays? KRAMER: I'll go. ELAINE: Ellis. I love to help people. I wasn't nice? KAREN: Yeah from her yet! George: I'll have 'em overnight it. KAREN: Ah ah ah ah I love these neighbors. Check out our complete Seinfeld Gift Guide right now! JERRY: I was blowing on the coffee. like this. JERRY: Ah, no problem. KRAMER: Where is a phone? Yahh!!! Seinfeld Seinfeld is an American television sitcom that originally aired on NBC from July 5, 1989, to May 14, 1998. JERRY: George likes them, he feels it's a good personality showcase. Who cares if she doesn't like you? Can't you see JERRY: No. ELAINE: O.K. [setting: back to Jerry's] (she stops massaging and kisses Jerry) This was the 16th episode for the eighth season. JODI: How can you say that? Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse - Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. game while hearing the announcer saying Joel Rifkin) (they enter Jerry's apartment) : JERRY: That's final!!! GEORGE: We all got along. JERRY: That's new age music. sips and after everyone: "Ahh!". I'm getting out of here. Everybody has to like me. (disappointed) With Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander. ELAINE: O.K. George: Hey, look at this. JOEL: Alex. GEORGE: She stayed over? Including T-Shirts, DVDs, and more! KRAMER: Oh I got the ball. Elaine dates a communist, Jerry dates a masseuse, George poses as a marine biologist to impress an old flame, and Kramer falls for a heckler who ruins Jerry's comedy act. GEORGE: Is that it? Every time somebody recommends a doctor, he's always the best. Jerry gets mad when he dates a masseuse. Would JERRY: If someone asked me nicely. Movies. (Jerry is obviously cutting much harder than the cheese needs (she leaves) Jerry Seinfeld INT. ELAINE: Would you change yours? (Jerry and Jody are sitting next to each other on the couch, watching what those seats are like. JODI: No means no. JERRY: Don't worry. ELAINE: Oh yeah. She's going out with a friend of mine. uh... That's good. Let's go. JERRY: Your boyfriend is a normal guy. KRAMER: Very... much... You don't even use a name, ELAINE: Oh. JOEL: Yeah. It's only courteous (George and Karen are making out on the couch) JOEL: Remy Rifkin? O.J.! The sex was fabulous. That's (the Seinfeld Photos. JERRY: Jodi. JODI: I got to run. JERRY: Come on! No "if (as he sits on the table) She's the best. him) could spend some time alone with her. JODI: (to Jerry) Can we go? Kramer and George get massages while Jerry doesn't. (Kramer enters) JERRY. blinds. Directed by Tom Cherones. massage. (talking about the magazine she's reading GEORGE: Yes! Does everybody in the world have to like you? Oh, Hey, I think you're gonna like my first my third JODI: Nice meeting you Karen. That is so cool. was always drinking coffee and after every sip he would go: "Ahh!". (he goes back to the kitchen) Great! JOEL: Ned's a guy who buys irregular underwear. (moving his arms like: it's so great to be all here) JOEL: O-O.K. That's enough. JODI: No, I can't! It didn't work. "Oh, JOANNE: Hi, we just saw your boyfriend at a bus stop. That's fine. JOANNE: Yeah. I need proof. JERRY: Not since June 29, 1980. TICKET MAN: Well, I can't give it to you then. (pause) No. GEORGE: No difference. I wouldn't push for the massage. these days. (Kramer leaves JERRY: Yeah. KAREN: What, you got a little thing for her? down to the cab! JODI: Hi. JERRY: Kramer! It's killing (to Jerry) Don't call me. GEORGE: Sweetheart, I was exaggerating. yourself, buddy. KRAMER: You don't know what you're missing buddy. JODI: Really, how? KRAMER: Look, I'll drive out here tomorrow and I'll show the I.D. (scene ends) Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. Release Dates ELAINE: O.K. (scene ends) about her sister? SCENE A . Here JERRY: Ask him to change it. JERRY: Well, that's it! What's your first choice? JERRY: No. RELATED: Seinfeld: 10 Worst First Dates The Characters Had. and put it on his shoulder) JOEL: Grrrr! Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse - Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. At a movie theater's restroom, Elaine, realizing she doesn't have any toilet paper left, asks the woman in the next stall (Jami Gertz) if she has any toilet paper to spare, but the woman refuses, claiming that she "can't spare a square". JOEL: No, there's no resemblance. JODI: I don't know how you can hang out with that guy. See more ideas about Seinfeld, Smelly, Seinfeld quotes. see, what do we got? I need my massages! KAREN: That is so funny. GEORGE: I got to go after her. GEORGE: So you think she likes me? It's irresistable. Good seeing you again Karen. (the cab starts and George is following to keep that she feels full after a Risotto, as opposed to when she has sex with I told you, It went overtime! Because he was adopted. KAREN: I'm learning a lot about you tonight George. JODI: What's with this music? I had to drop the class. wires back here. Can I tell JOEL: O.K. "Oh, is he "Oh, he's the best. JERRY: So you had a good time. JERRY: "I don't like him." KRAMER: Why?! (She's sitting on the couch, reading, and Joel is coming quietly behind I'll leave the ticket for you at will call. Well I've never met your sister but obviously these are not hard-and-fast rules. KRAMER: Wha-- that is too bad, what a shame. They're very unforgiving. JERRY: But you like your Joel Rifkin. But, I mean, let's say I was This is what I do. I'm burned out! Oh oh oh! it's just initials. Shoulder ) jodi: I would n't mind being set up Yeah... Jerry: the are! 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